Possible sayings for offbeat fortune cookies:
  1. The Chinese food contains lead poison.
  2. The Chinese food has been poisoned.
  3. Fortune! You couldn't handle your fortune.
  4. Your fortune is in another cookie.
  5. You will be confused by a self-referential fortune.
  6. This fortune is false.
  7. The person next to you got a cool fortune.
  8. Did you ask about MSG in the spring rolls?

Add your ideas to the list and we'll pick our favorites later.
Created by steve. Last Modification: Thursday 24 of July, 2008 11:19:22 EDT by steve.